Tuesday, January 19, 2010
A Serious Man
But...
I say that not only as a huge fan of the Coens, but also as a huge fan of cinema in general. I can see how some would find this film boring, even pointless. It uses quite simple cinematography, beautiful though it is. And frankly, you have to pay attention to the script, because while it is very subtle, it is hilarious.
Based on the Book of Job from the Old Testament, it's hard to imagine Serious Man being at all funny, but if you know the Coen Brothers, then you can trust that even the darkest situation has its comedic element and that it will probably be played out somehow. This movie delivers.
It's not too long, so if you think you're up to it, sit down and watch this, because it is definitely worth a view.
6/6 from me.
Monday, January 11, 2010
Dead Snow
- It didn't actually take place in World War 2, the zombies have just survived their curses from then til today.
- Really lame soundtrack, think Swedish Nickelback
- Like most modern zombie movies, they changed the zombie folklore
Now, the time frame situation doesn't bother me that much, but I still think it'd be pretty freakin' sweet to have a movie taking place during WWII! Imagine the chaos! Brain hungry creatures limping around the beaches of Normandy during the D-Day Invasion? Wow, that'd be a zombie movie. But alas, I must wait...
The soundtrack basically sounded like it was played by bands who were friends with the director, but hey, this movie was clearly not made for much money so what're ya gonna do? For me it didn't match, but it clearly works for someone. I know a number of Europeans and most of them seem to be into that kinda music, maybe that had something to do with it. Maybe not...
Here's the thing I really hated: zombie bites in Dead Snow don't turn people into zombies. Of all the things I've seen changed in a zombie movie (running zombies in 28 Days Later which actually is also in this, vegetarian zombies in Day of the Dead), this has been my least favorite. Having said that, they did manage to have a hilarious scene where a dude thinking he was going to turn into a zombie after being bitten cut off his own arm with a chainsaw, cleansed it by lighting a gasoline fire on a dead Nazi, only to have his dick bitten off immediately thereafter.
The B-movie effects were aplenty and I loved it. There's of course the one awesome guy that everybody looks up to who drives a snowmobile and prefers his solitude (he gets ripped into five pieces). There's the movie geek who quotes Temple of Doom and gets laid in a port-a-potty. One chick survives a fall of a few hundred feet and then gets swiped with an axe to the neck by her own boyfriend. All of it wonderful.
And let me just say this... A Zombie Movie that's not in English but rather a badass sounding language like Swedish... mint.
4.5/6 for me!
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
My Top 10 of 2009
6. Fantastic Mr. Fox - 6/6 5. Up - 6/6 4. A Serious Man - 6/6 3. Up In The Air - 6/6
2. Sherlock Holmes - 6/6
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
What's Up?
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Harry Potter & the Half-Good Film
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Judgment Day for the Terminators
Yes, even the third one! Screw you!
But then again, what can honestly be said about these movies? They're landmarks, trademarks and filled with skidmarks, the on-road kind, not the in-underwear so often discovered in 12 year old boys laundry hampers. These flicks set the scale for robot/sci-fi, using both symbolism and thriller aspects in order to breakaway from the straight out action style of so many futuristic movies you see nowadays. See Terminator Salvation for the most recent example of this.
Arnold Schwarzenegger, who would one day become Governor of California and subsequently run it financially into the sewer, stars as the T-800, and damn, he never fails to be awesome. There's just something about hanging out with a humanoidic robot that basically won't die and kicks so much ass that seems cool to me. John Connor was the luckiest 12 year old in the world. Well, and also the most unfortunate I guess, but still.
Of course, in the first one, the T-800 is the bad guy and John Connor isn't alive, but The Terminator really broke the genre when it was released. There's something about that James Cameron touch I guess. Schwarzengger's villain became as equally feared among my generation growing up as Darth Vader, Jack Nicholson's Joker, and Jaws. Personally, I think it was because it was a movie about the future that took place today. Well, like 25 years ago now, but you get the idea.
Then came T2: Judgment Day. You know, I've seriously never met anyone who didn't like this movie. Easily in the top action films of all time. It is so innovative, so exhilarating, and so incredibly filmed. The acting on all ends is great, my personal favorite being the psychologist who later cameos in T3. But most importantly I think, is the way that this movie took its predecessor's villain, made him a hero like so many movies had done before it, but actually made it believable. I truly bought and continue to buy that the T-800 was now sent back in time by John Connor in order to protect John Connor from the T-1000, an even more dangerous Terminator. I loved how the dude who played the T-1000 is like a pansy compared to Arnie, and yet the whole movie you can buy that Arnie's ass is totally getting whooped. The R-rated violence is appropriate and works because of the depth of the film. With such serious content matter as the end of the world, a little gratuitous violence is simply expected. Judgment Day is the action film that got everything right.
T3: Rise of the Machines, in no way as good as the first two, is still a pretty great film. What it lacks is this: use of the amazing score that the first two and even Salvation incorporated, the opening title sequence that again, even Salvation incorporated, and a villain worth being afraid of. Terminatrix? Come on, that's stupid, and so was she. But let me offer this; the action in this movie is terrific, equalling the other two in my opinion. When the huge semi goes full-speed, face first into the pavement? Amazing. Two helicopter crashes into the same building? So awesome. So yes, the third one, like Return of the Jedi, Spider-Man 3, and Back to the Future 3, did not live up to the quality of the first two, and in fact, many would argue that the second installment of each of these series is the best. I would agree except for Back to the Future, first one all the way. So give Rise of the Machines a break, it's simply just not that bad.
The Terminator Series is and will continue to be an important trilogy in the movie making world because frankly, there's never going to be another series like it or as good as it in its genre. Many have tried and will continue to try to copy it, but they'll fail. Terminator did what all time travel movies want to do: actually make sense. When they try to change the future, they actually do. And when something destined to happen changes, it still happens. This is what movies about time travel are meant to be like, because it actually makes sense to the viewer. This series also works because they change the future and travel through time by barely showing you the future or the changes made in the past. Because of this, Terminator remains a believable albeit ridiculous idea.
Hasta La Vista BabySunday, June 28, 2009
Fallen Indeed
Do you ever just get that ridiculous, insane, can't help but wanna scream excitement about a movie about to be released? Me too! I get that excitement too! Seriously I d-... oh, you don't actually get it? Well I do.
And I had that excitement for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Not because I LOVED the first one or anything, in fact, besides the great action I thought the first Transformers was kinda weak. But Revenge looked great! It looked like it was going to be non-stop action, and like a ton of new awesome characters were gonna be introduced... man, I couldn't help but get that ridiculous, insance, can't help but wanna scream excitement over this flick.
Speaking of Optimus, did I mention his anti-climactic final battle where he defeats all three of the main villains, i.e. The Fallen, Megatron and Starscream in like 2 minutes and barely even gets hurt! So stupid, they built these three up so much and then brought them down so easily and quickly! GAH!